Granny Bingo Cruise December 2026
December 13 – 19, 2026
6-night Caribbean cruise from Miami
Don’t worry… This ain’t no Titanic 2.0 🚢🎉
💃 WHAT IS GRANNY BINGO CRUISE?
Granny Bingo Cruise is your excuse to let loose, laugh way too hard, and maybe get a little inappropriate (in a fun way 😉).
Hosted by the one and only Ester Flonaze, this is not your typical cruise group.
This is high-energy, slightly chaotic, wildly fun, and full of people who are just here to have a GOOD time.
- Expect bingo... but louder
- Expect games... but unhinged
- Expect to make friends very quickly
Whether you’re coming with friends, your partner, or showing up solo, you will NOT feel out of place here.
🎉 WHAT’S INCLUDED
Your cruise fare includes:
- Your cabin (Interior, Ocean View, or Balcony)
- All meals in main dining and buffet
- Onboard entertainment, shows, and nightlife
- Pools, hot tubs, and daily activities
✨ PLUS... the Granny Bingo Experience
- Private bingo-style events
- Exclusive group activities
- Prizes, surprises, and fun extras
- Hosted group vibes with Ester
This is already INCLUDED in your pricing 🙌
Carnival Horizon
| Date | Location | Arrive | Depart |
|---|---|---|---|
| 12-13-2026 | Miami | 15:30 | |
| 12-14-2026 | Fun Day at Sea | ||
| 12-15-2026 | George Town | 09:00 | 17:00 |
| 12-16-2026 | Montego Bay | 08:00 | 16:00 |
| 12-17-2026 | Fun Day at Sea | ||
| 12-18-2026 | Celebration Key | 10:00 | 18:00 |
| 12-19-2026 | Miami | 08:00 |
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Per Person Pricing 💰
(Based on double occupancy)
| Interior | Starting at $534 | |
| Ocean View | (very limited 👀) | Starting at $689 |
| Balcony | Starting at $819 |
✨ Pricing includes the full Granny Bingo experience
👤 Traveling solo?
Solo cabins are available at a higher rate based on current pricing.
🎯 GRANNY BINGO RULES (READ THIS 😂)
This is not quiet, polite bingo. You’ve been warned.
- When an O is called… you yell it.
LOUD. EVERY TIME.
(O-69 better shake the room 😏) - One number away from bingo?
You yell “SAUSAGE!” 🌭 - Wearing flannel?
Sorry… now it’s “TACO!” 🌮 - Expect yelling, laughing, and a little chaos
- Absolutely zero boring energy allowed
If you’re ready to have way too much fun… you’ll fit right in 😉
💋 THE VIBE
This cruise is:
- LOUD, FUN, and a little unhinged (in the best way)
- Full of inside jokes you’ll be yelling by night one
- A mix of drag energy, bingo chaos, & vacation mode 🍹
- The kind of trip where strangers become friends fast
You don’t need to know anyone to come.
You just need to be ready to have fun.
👑 MEET YOUR HOST
Meet Ester, your host and the reason this cruise is anything but boring.
She brings the energy, the jokes, and the kind of bingo experience you didn’t know you needed in your life.
If you’ve seen her before… you already know.
If you haven’t, just trust us… you’re in for a GOOD time 😉
✈️ TRAVEL DETAILS
- Deposit starts at $250 per person
- Final payment due September 7, 2026
- Travel protection available
Gratuities can be prepaid or paid onboard.
Flights are not included, but I’m happy to help recommend options ✈️
I also recommend arriving at least one day early and can assist with hotel options.
💁♀️ MEET YOUR TRAVEL AGENT
Hi, I’m Crystal 👋
I’ll be your travel agent for this trip and I’ll be there every step of the way to make sure everything runs smoothly.
From booking to boarding (and everything in between), I’ve got you covered. I’ll also be part of the group, helping coordinate, answer questions, and make sure you can just relax and enjoy the fun.
You’re not booking this alone… I’m here with you the whole way ✨
📞 NEED HELP?
Have questions or ready to get started?
📱 262-391-8187
✉️ dreamtheimpossibletravel@gmail.com
Ready to join us? Click below and I’ll find the best available cabin for you.